And you know what...?

My ex-friend and I, we share the same name.... and I want nothing to do with it. Everytime I look at my schoolwork, cards, anything, I always am reminded of her. In those five little letters, I don't see myself, I see the smirking face of a condescending bitch who deserves nothing of me.

And, thusly, I formally denounce my name.

I mind it not, in sooth, does not a rose smell just as sweet by any other name? Mayhap it may smell even sweeter.